5th april 2007:

5.30pm - got onto minibus 1 to get to ang mo kio to fetch more peeps.

7.30pm - finally got to woodlands checkpoint.

8pm - changed to minibus 2 in johore bahru where ah hai took over the wheels.

8am - reached thailand customs, started queueing to have my passport stamped.

9.15am - finally got it stamped.

reached temple no. 1 and i cried. just bcos of the incense smoke. couldnt open my eyes as well. after that my nose practically ran like a tap and i couldnt stop sneezing until i finally got my bath at the hotel [after 36 hours of not bathing]. after the bathe, i got blocked nose. better than runny nose.

had a walk around with some of the aunties and bought a bag for 250 baht; around $10.. den we got to a saloon where i trimmed and dyed my hair to Dark Red Brown while the rest had their leg massages with my mama.. the one whom i complained abt cutting my queue oso had a hair trim [even though her hair is short] and den decided to dye her hair the same colour as mine and i prayed silently in my heart that our hair wont look the same. thank goodness her hair colour remained the same while my hair shone Dark Red Brown. hahaha~ i know im evil, but i just dun like her attitude.

den came dinner, had tom yam soup as one of the dishes. and somehow, since then tom yam soup kept appearing for the meals we had in hatyai. den we walked around, there was this beauty contest in the middle of the road rite in front of our hotel [called lee gardens] and i bought a necklace which is just so nice that i wore it on the spot and didnt take it down until i reached home to take a thorough bathe.

den we went back to hotel and i watched movies till i finally decided to sleep at around twelve [singapore time].. woke up at 6 plus veri reluctantly.. bathed cos my hair stank of the hair dye.. den some colour came out, but not much. the subsequent times when i bathed, the dye didnt run at all!! woohoo! sheryl's case didnt happen for me! haha~ budden it's bcos i had the dye on for nearly two hours and the hairstylist's amazing display of strength when washing and dyeing my hair - my scalp went numb after the whole thing.

oh oh! i forgot to say! the thai masseurs are veri pretty and veri handsome! the guys were wah~ and the gals made me feel extremely inferior. but the guys smoked. HAI~ BIG letdown.

den stuff took place. den stuff happened. so and so. went to countless temples [rather unhappily cos im no buddhist] and the second night was ooh lala. haha

ah hai treated the gang to dinner before we watched a performance given by transvestites.. they sung songs.. eh no. they lip-synched. soooooo obvious, but it's fine. they performed nicely. but the farniest moments were when they gave one-man shows, no pun intended. the first one-man show was given by one who wore a huge wig which looks like she just came out from a failed science experiment and wore a super super mini dress which flashed her bright orange thongs..

and take note: we sat at the first row of sofas and i was wearing my glasses, so we had PURR-FECT view.

and my sides split when she came down and immediately made sexually suggestive actions to ah hai's son, like flashing thong and sticking her tongue out.. kept laughing and laughing cos the boy went crazy, screaming and laughing and hiding behind ah hai and the elder bro..

if you're wondering why 9-yr-olds can enter such places, i dunno as well.

from then on, whenever the gals came down the stage, the boy scooted off from his father's lap and ran to the laps of the aunties and mine.. so funny!! he seemed to be playing catching with the performers sia~

den there was another who was on the plump side and wore a kimono which she wore nth underneath.. why i know? cos she flashed her boobs to ah hai.. soooooooooo funny!! budden the b**bs look veri real! not like the breasts of the one who onli pasted stickers on her nipples, wore a thong encrusted with crystals and walked around..

and there's this veri pretty trans who didnt smile and actually looked veri bored while performing.. but n'er mind, she's real pretty!! big eyes, sharp nose, full lips, sharp chin... pretty!! den there's another who wore practically nth but some starry thing to cover her nipples and had thongs.. her b**bs are veri stationary. it just wont bounce~ but she's EXTREMELY pretty!!!! big eyes, sharper nose, nice lips, sharper chin, great figure!! but once she open her mouth [even though it's on the feminine side, but...] it kinda disappointed me.. she looked veri elegant, but her voice sounded kinda screechy... sad :[

next morning, we started our journey back.

9.30am: engine started. we're off!

10.30pm: finally reached johore bahru!

12am: reached home!

hai.. kinda miss the father and son now.. they're THE father and son.